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How do you open a can o whoop-ass

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How do you open a can o' whoop-ass?


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HelloCustomerand welcome to JustAnswer.

Once a can o' whoop ass is needed, how you would open it depends on who you are, how big you are and what ass whooping instruments you have at hand.

For example, if you are Dirty Harry, you can make the whoopee's day with a .44 magnum.

If you are Indiana Jones, whip it on him.

If you are Spider-Man, entange him in your web.

If you are Luke Skywalker, use The Force.

If you are Arnie, just Terminate him.

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Customer: replied 8 years ago.

Nice, job RT!







Thanks -- glad you enjoyed it. And thanks for the accept and the bonus, too, which I particularly appreciate.

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