05 dodge neon, automatic, non-turbo. Trying to help my friend get their car started. Accessories all come on when we crank, there's a single click and some whirring in the engine compartment but the engine doesn't turn over. We replaced fuses, relays, spark plugs, wires, and battery
. Doesn't seem to be an electrical issue. If it helps, car was sitting for approx 8 months prior. We also added new fuel to the tank.
JA: How many miles are on the car? Has the car been starting normally?
Customer: Over 100k,and no.
JA: Are you fixing your Neon yourself? What have you tried so far?
Customer: Are you a bot
JA: Yes, I'm a bot. I make the process of talking to the mechanic more efficient and affordable by asking basic questions. Anything else you want the mechanic to know before I connect you?
Customer: Well that's snazzy. Naw, lemme talk to the human :) thank you, ***** *****!
JA: Unless you give a sliver of your skin for DNA analysis, how would I know you were human?
Customer: Mechanic, please!