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Im MC for a friends wedding soon.Can you give me some

 

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I'm MC for a friend's wedding soon.

Can you give me some good jokes that can be used? Thanks

Simon

Submitted: 387 days and 18 hours ago.
Category: Wedding
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Expert:  Josie-Mod replied 387 days ago.

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Customer replied 386 days and 23 hours ago.

Yes, still waiting on an answer.

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Expert:  Joan replied 385 days and 3 hours ago.

Hello Simon,

 

I will be happy to assist you with supplying some jokes for the wedding. This link specifically goes over some Jokes and Anecdotes that an MC can use at a wedding: http://www.guy-sports.com/funny/wedding_speech_jokes.htm#The_Promise_of_Marriage

 

These are clean oneliners/stories for that can be used for the wedding: http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/wedding_jokes.htm#Clean_Short_Stories_for_wedding_day_speech

 

This is using the Mother-in-law in the jokes: http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/wedding_jokes.htm#Care_for_your_Mother-in-law_

 

This is one that has a few cute jokes: http://www.matrimonialbank.com/jokes.html or here: http://www.humorsphere.com/wedding/

 

Most of these jokes can be used a template to help you with what you are going to say.

 

They can be modified to suit the couple and the wedding party.

 

I hope this is helpful and I am sure you will do a wonderful job!

 

Joan

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Category: Wedding
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Answered: 3/23/2012

Experience: I perform and help plan wedding ceremonies and have done this for over 30 years.

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