My first question here was "Corrupt courts in America" and I paid $200. Mostly Ryan responded. I don't think what you all said was worth $200, but my situation was unsolvable and it was supportive to be able to come to justanswer.
Believe it or not, I was driven to do the impossible - I retained the "gangster lawyer" (for about $13,000) and he got my legal problems wiped clean (although I was in jail for 35 days). I could have gone to prison for 5 years. I need to show you some of the things I did, for example:
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Memo from the Desk of T. Sedgwick [a pseudonymous Freshman Associate at my Foundation for the Study of World Importance]
At the Pearly Gates
This Day of Judgment July ....
Heavenly Father,
I am a simple man.
I have done what I can.
I present my Life's evidence,
And pray your Satisfaction.
(I have retained [the lawyer's full name].)
- T.
[Then scrawled in big, big handwriting below that - ]
MY CHILD
SAY NO MORE
LIGHTS!
NOW, IN CAMERA ---
ACTION !!!!
Copy End =============
I handed a carefully prepared handwritten page with that to the lawyer on the final day in court when he got everything fixed.
The reasoning in all this is clear. I should profit eventually. I am very vain about it. It is a tour de force, but especially of a kind of your-life-as-performance-art that I have evolved out of desperation.
However, I have lots of ongoing problems, such as the $5,000 the owner of the alleged military escort ring in Virginia Beach stole from me, and an expensive laptop with very valuable content that a motel seems to have stolen from me recently.
I feel fatigued about dealing with these things. I should be out doing things about it right now, but I'm tired, so I'm taking this time to write to you while I gather my energy.
Do you think this is funny? This:
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Press Release
Announcing the most avidly awaited autobiography of Our Time:
'Courtly Curmudgeon: The Life, Travels and Travails of T. Sedgwick'
By T. Sedgwick
Here, for selected members of the World Media alone, is an Excerpt from the inaugural Chapter:
"I was born to missionary parents
in the Year of our Lord
Nineteen Hundred Thirty and Three
on the fair isle of Tierra del Fuego.
During a full solar eclipse.
I would not say that my Advent upon this earth
was awaited breathlessly by the whole of humankind,
but clearly Someone looked down upon the Event
with manifest Auspicion.
And thus did begin my rich life of travels ...
and travails.
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I gave the lawyer a copy of this.
Then there is stuff I did about Dr. Champion Teutsch, a colleague of mine who is now deceased. He was an adviser to every President of the U.S. since FDR, and lots of Washington politicians and actors like Martin Sheen, Jack Palance, Gavin MacLeod (remember the Love Boat), and Patrick MacNee (original Avengers TV series from England). Both Sheen and MacNee went on TV with Dr. Teutsch to sing his praises (MacNee on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.)
Dr. Teutsch said to me "You are a genius. You could hold any audience spellbound. You should give seminars."
I made this up:
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Champion Teutsch
You were a dazzling star.
I look up - there you are!
You were god-like, O Avatar.
Thank you.
Thank you and --
WUNDERBAR !!
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I grandiosely asked someone what they thought of that for a proffered rapprochment for the fratricidality of World War II.
Well, what do you think, Ryan?
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