As much wood As a woodchuck would, If a woodchuck Could chuck wood.
I beg to disagree: that's a famous tong-twister!
For four more versions of Wood Chuck, look towards the bottom of this page:
http://pachome1.pacific.net.sg/~santheep/twist2.htm
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Re: "btw whats a polyglot? Is it a parrot with a bloodclot?"
Sorry, you'd have to post this as a separate question.
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