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Nice...I figured this would be bogus.
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Well, show me what you have.
Look, I rescue parrots. I had one that was injured in at the vet and decided to stop by the office and take him in for a 'hello'. He is a Congo African Grey.
Everyone had a blast seeing him. He never came out of his carrier. I was in the office for about 2 min. with him and then left.
This is why they are letting me go. I get great reviews on my job performance but...holy shit! I brought my bird into the office! Not that I knew it was tabu or that security stopped me at all.
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Are you really a lawyer? Geez, I thought you had to pass the bar exam.
I guess you are not interested in Cardinal Health (big money) settling for a nice 'just go away' amount?