I'm Tim and will do my best to assist.
Please unplug the laptop, flip it over and remove the battery, wait 5 seconds, put the battery back in, plug it in and boot.
Sounds simple, it is, but sometimes this clear problems like this, its worth a shot.
Sorry you feel that way.
I have plenty of other suggestions, but since you seem to not want help, or do not like me, i'll go ahead and let someone else help you, if they so wish.
This is Gary from JustAnswer. I would like to try to assist you today. Can you please give me the make and model of your laptop? This will help me to direct you further.
Great. Just curious what did you need to do? (I just like to know to keep learning)? As long as you don't rate, you won't be charged.