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You could try "I'm not Nuts" - "Not Just Nuts" -" Nuts and More" which would be a shortened versions that may work. Both are much shorter that the original suggestion, but still using the same idea that we started with. Please see if either of these will work and if not I will continue to work on this for you. We should be able to find something that will work.