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QUESTION: "...I would like to get an attorney to review and make any suggestions."
ANSWER: First of all, please allow me to take this opportunity to congratulate you and wish you every success in your endeavors! I commend you for being prudent and proactive by seeking a review. Your idea of having each customer sign a copy is right on point. Definitely follow through with that as well as posting on your web site and on the wall. There is a legal presumption (valid in Texas specifically) that if a warning was provided, it was read, when it comes to product liability cases. Having signed proof of that fact makes your position all the more strong. Now, as to specific suggestions, frankly I have very few as you have done an outstanding job of drafting everything. For your consideration, I offer these recommendations: (1) switch the order of third and fourth bullet points "Service" and the third "Warning" so the three "Warning" sections appear together as a group to stress the importance and priority of adhering thereto; (2) review fifth bullet point from "All customers will be advised..." to "All customers are hereby advised and placed on notice..."; (3) fifth bullets point onward could be grouped under a general "Disclaimers and Release from Liability" heading -- likewise for placing the earlier ones under an "Important Warnings" heading; and (4) the last statement "Prices are subject..." could be bullet-pointed for uniformity of appearance.
That is about it...as I say, you have already very nicely addressed the main points.