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I know you are not going to believe me, but your specific model does not have a water filter, the owners manual covers several model, however yours does not have one, if it did it would stick out like a sore thumb and look like this.
All I ask of you is to please rate me with one of the top 3 ratings. If there is anything else I can help you with today just let me know. You can continue asking questions for as long as you like even after you rate me. Tips are welcome if I have helped you a lot, however they are not mandatory